On the night of Sunday, June 8th at 10:23 PM, our dear friend Shaan Singh, age 20, was found unconscious in his bed, surrounded by a suspiciously large pool of Sprite. At first, we feared the worst. Paramedics were almost called. But somehow, when we woke his seemingly lifeless body, Shaan opened his eyes and whispered a single word.
“Sprite.”
It became clear he was suffering from a severe deficiency in carbonated refreshment. He was on the verge of life-threatening kidney failure. Not from what you’d expect, but from a tragic lack of Sprite in his system.
Without hesitation, we rushed to get him another Sprite. And just to be safe, a Coke too. Shaan summoned the last of his strength and shotgunned them both in record time. It was a miracle. His condition stabilized. He sat up. He burped. But this is just the beginning.
Shaan’s fight is far from over.
Medical professionals are baffled. Traditional treatment won’t work. What Shaan needs is a consistent, round-the-clock supply of lemon-lime soda. Unfortunately, health insurance does not cover high-dose carbonation therapy.
This is where you come in.
Your donation will help cover
• Emergency Sprite and Coke stockpiles
• A bedside mini fridge for rapid access
• Soda-based hydration therapy
• Future kidney dialysis if the bubbles wear off
Shaan is more than a friend. He is a fighter. A gulper. A carbonated legend in the making. Every dollar helps bring us closer to keeping him hydrated, sparkling, and alive.
Please donate today.
For Sprite. For Shaan. For the future.
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